The Kraken: The Simulation Application for Naut... 2.2
Free Version
Publisher Description
The Kraken: The Simulation Application for Nautical Maneuvering The Makers of The Kraken Black Spiced Rum generously share with you this NEAR ACCURATE SIMULATION, so that you may experience the perils they first encountered in bringing this fine product to the world. *** IMPORTANT**** You Must be Aged 21 Years, or Greater, to Download this Application. Age Verification will be Performed before the Application can Commence. (Or You will be Duly Dismissed.) Utilizing State-of-the-Art 19th Century Technology, You Must Attempt to Successfully Deliver a Shipment of Black Spiced Rum across the Darkest of All the Seas. Or Be Swallowed Whole By the Beast of Myth and Legend, the Mighty Kraken. Harnessing the Natural Aquatic Properties of your Hand-held Apparatus, Navigate your Ship through an Array of Hazards, being Careful not to be Waylaid by One, as the Mighty Kraken will not Twice Ponder your Permanent Removal from the Map - By Means of Devouring. (Please Note: Do Not Submerge your Apparatus In Actual Water.) Features: -Instructions Given By Prof. Thornton Cumberbatch, Undersea Oddity Specialist. -Spectacular Accelerometer-sensitive Ship Maneuverability. -Multiple Uncannily Realistic Hazards (Brace Yourself Accordingly.) -Three Remarkably True-to-Legend Kraken Perish Scenarios. -Fall-Off-The-Edge-of-Earth Accuracy -Actual Distress Cries of Fallen Seamen -Hand-etched Art, Etched by Real Hands. -Success Rewards Participant with Simulated Glass of Black Spiced Rum. -Original Musical Composition by, Master of Orchestras, Christopher Hicken. -Animation created by Madam Ariane Irle. *In The Event of An Actual Kraken Encounter Your Hand-Held Device May be Thrust at Beast. **All Depictions of the Kraken Based on Images As Seen Through the Eyes of the Imagination. And/Or Hearsay. And/Or Most Reliable Accounts and Descriptions of It. ***Due to its references to alcoholic content, Apple classifies this app as 17+. However, since the application is sponsored by Proximo Spirits, Inc., by downloading it you state you are over the age of 21. ****The Kraken Black Spiced Rum. 47% Alc/Vol. (94 proof). (c)2010 Kraken Rum Co., Jersey City, NJ. Like the deepest sea, the Kraken should be treated with great respect and responsibility.
Requires iOS 3.2 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
About The Kraken: The Simulation Application for Naut...
The Kraken: The Simulation Application for Naut... is a free app for iOS published in the Action list of apps, part of Games & Entertainment.
The company that develops The Kraken: The Simulation Application for Naut... is Dead As We Know It, inc.com. The latest version released by its developer is 2.2.
To install The Kraken: The Simulation Application for Naut... on your iOS device, just click the green Continue To App button above to start the installation process. The app is listed on our website since 2011-02-11 and was downloaded 3 times. We have already checked if the download link is safe, however for your own protection we recommend that you scan the downloaded app with your antivirus. Your antivirus may detect the The Kraken: The Simulation Application for Naut... as malware if the download link is broken.
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